Moreover, he was one of the students who had learned the most during their course at Paris; he knew that the best coffee was to be had at the Cafe Lemblin, and the best billiards at the Cafe Voltaire, that good cakes and lasses were to be found at the Ermitage, on the Boulevard du Maine, spatchcocked chickens at Mother Sauget's, excellent matelotes at the Barriere de la Cunette, and a certain thin white wine at the Barriere du Com pat.
He knew the best place for everything; in addition, boxing and foot-fencing and some dances; and he was a thorough single-stick player.
He was a tremendous drinker to boot. He was inordinately homely:
the prettiest boot-stitcher of that day, Irma Boissy, enraged with his homeliness, pronounced sentence on him as follows:
"Grantaire is impossible"; but Grantaire's fatuity was not to be disconcerted.
He stared tenderly and fixedly at all women, with the air of saying to them all:
"If I only chose!" and of trying to make his comrades believe that he was in general demand.
All those words:
rights of the people, rights of man, the social contract, the French Revolution, the Republic, democracy, humanity, civilization, religion, progress, came very near to signifying nothing whatever to Grantaire.
He smiled at them. Scepticism, that caries of the intelligence, had not left him a single whole idea.
He lived with irony.
This was his axiom: "There is but one certainty, my full glass."
He sneered at all devotion in all parties, the father as well as the brother, Robespierre junior as well as Loizerolles.
"They are greatly in advance to be dead," he exclaimed.
He said of the crucifix:
"There is a gibbet which has been a success."
A rover, a gambler, a libertine, often drunk, he displeased these young dreamers by humming incessantly: "J'aimons les filles, et j'aimons le bon vin."
Air:
Vive Henri IV.
However, this sceptic had one fanaticism.